New From Seth Meyers: Michael Cohen Testifies to Congress About Trump [VIDEO]
Seth takes a closer look at President Trump’s ex-personal fixer Michael Cohen’s congressional testimony.
Seth takes a closer look at President Trump’s ex-personal fixer Michael Cohen’s congressional testimony.
He swallowed a Firefly pic.twitter.com/4T1PyQiBck
— Alisha 🧀✌🌊🤘🌊 (@Cptnrwrpnts) February 27, 2019
Tucker + Tracey = National Brocialism
— The Monkey’s Paw (@TheEdMix) February 28, 2019
I know we’re all jaded and inured now, but damn, this was a helluva disturbing day if you still give a shit about what happens in the US government. pic.twitter.com/1w56YqPa2N
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) February 28, 2019
re: #5 Charles Johnson
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He’s a crook. Hopefully we look back today as the beginning of the end for this asshole.
re: #7 austin_blue
Do we have an extradition treaty with Vietnam?
Only for Nobel Prize winners. And then only to Sweden.
(Which of course, eliminates Trump…..)
I could not have survived without knowing what the wedding planner who now runs a multi billion dollar budget and is making more (taxpayer) dollars than she’s ever made in her life has to say about her sugar daddy.
Could. Not. Have. Survived.
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄— MsJoanne (@MsJoanne) February 28, 2019
re: #7 austin_blue
Do we have an extradition treaty with Vietnam?
You thinking about Trump being held by the Vietnamese for some reason?
I’m in! What can we and they trump up?
re: #8 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
Pretty sure we don’t.
Pretty sure he’s got an alternative plan, then. Build hotels in Hanoi, Ho Chi Minh City and the Vietnamese Riviera at China Beach. It could take him years to get it done.
re: #12 austin_blue
Pretty sure he’s got an alternative plan, then. Build hotels in Hanoi, Ho Chi Minh City and the Vietnamese Riviera at China Beach. It could take him years to get it done.
Honestly, if they want to keep him, I am 110% okay with that. He can luxuriate on a Vietnamese beach for the rest of his life, if it gets me my goddamn country back. Though I would also not be disappointed if he “disappeared” into a Vietnamese prison hole.
I know it’s old and nobody cares anymore because the window of acceptable behavior has shifted so far, but remember when Obama’s long time lawyer admitted under oath to congress that the president is a lying scumbag racist thief?
Dan Bongino to Hannity: The collusion hoax “fell apart” today!
re: #13 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
Honestly, if they want to keep him, I am 110% okay with that. He can luxuriate on a Vietnamese beach for the rest of his life, if it gets me my goddamn country back. Though I would also not be disappointed if he “disappeared” into a Vietnamese prison hole.
They can re-model the old Hanoi Hilton for him. He’ll be delighted I’m sure.
Hannity had *no* commercial breaks tonight. Zero. Zip. Nada.
So tomorrow, when Fox News brags about Hannity’s ratings. Just remember: ratings mean little when you can’t commercialize them. And right now, Fox News continues to experience serious advertiser problems.— Angelo Carusone (@GoAngelo) February 28, 2019
re: #16 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel
They can re-model the old Hanoi Hilton for him. He’ll be delighted I’m sure.
Oof. Harsh, but I’m right there with ya. Strap his hands behind his back and hang him from a rafter and let’s see him dis McCain for not being a hero.
re: #17 jaunte
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Let me guess—60 minutes about Uranium One, Benghazi and the Clinton Foundation…
re: #19 Joe Bacon 🌹
Let me guess—60 minutes about Uranium One, Benghazi and the Clinton Foundation…
Probably with a little Alex Jones thrown in, because what’s a full 60 minutes of derp without the full unhinged depravity?
re: #19 Joe Bacon 🌹
Let me guess—60 minutes about Uranium One, Benghazi and the Clinton Foundation…
And Butter Emails.
re: #18 austin_blue
Oof. Harsh, but I’m right there with ya. Strap his hands behind his back and hang him from a rafter and let’s see him dis McCain for not being a hero.
“Missah Trump, we have very special room for you. A friend of yours held here many years ago. Perhaps you know him? John McCain, he very brave. Let’s see how you do.”
re: #19 Joe Bacon 🌹
I actually tuned in only for the 15 seconds of Bongino’s incisive analysis quoted above.
re: #14 Jason Munro
I know it’s old and nobody cares anymore because the window of acceptable behavior has shifted so far, but remember when Obama’s long time lawyer admitted under oath to congress that the president is a lying scumbag racist thief?
I’m trying to remember any president’s personal lawyer doing so in my time. Even Nixon. Maybe ever.
I didn’t realize how petty the GOP were going to be:
Oversight Republicans are live-trolling Cohen by putting up poster boards of tweets from the Twitter account “Women for Cohen.”
Cohen tried hard not to glance at them, and they didn’t appear to break his concentration. But he has to have seen them. pic.twitter.com/dfOFFZrOrp— Griffin Connolly (@GriffinConnolly) February 27, 2019
Chris Christie on Michael Cohen testimony: “There hasn’t been one Republican yet who’s tried to defend the president on the substance. I think that’s something that should be concerning to the White House.” https://t.co/eXApIk4Hyq pic.twitter.com/DnTkHKNWkC
— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) February 27, 2019
Analysts say they’ve been told Kushner’s peace drive would invest $25 billion in the West Bank and Gaza over 10 years and another $40 billion in Egypt, Jordan and maybe Lebanon. Others dispute the figures but confirm it will be tens of billions of dollars. https://t.co/5RrdinmHXz
— Peter Baker (@peterbakernyt) February 27, 2019
Throw money at them, good policy.
Oh goody. The St. Petersburg choir is now singing about Putin nuking the US. That’s … disturbing. https://t.co/Uz0haMXAk2
— Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 (@DemWrite) February 27, 2019
re: #28 Dread Pirate Whitebeard
Beautiful highrise condos.
re: #15 jaunte
Dan Bongino to Hannity: The collusion hoax “fell apart” today!
In the sense that the collusion hoax is the hoax that there was no collusion?
re: #28 Dread Pirate Whitebeard
Throw money at them, good policy.
Yeah, spending billions of dollars on destabilizing the Middle East is FUCKING BRILLANT.
A reminder that almost every time a Republican politician freaks out about being accused of racism, it’s because they’re racist af and they know it’s going to come out eventually. https://t.co/LQk3zc2otc
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) February 28, 2019
If Trump develops something in DaNang I may never go back there.
re: #28 Dread Pirate Whitebeard
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Throw money at them, good policy.
HE IS RUNNING A FUCKING PONZI SCAM. A PYRAMID SCAM WITH REAL PYRAMIDS.
Trump’s son-in-law Kushner quietly with Saudi Crown prince Salman — Khashoggi’s murder, and the Crown Prince’s involvement in that atrocity, was not included in the readout released by the White House#BananaRepublic https://t.co/SG9FS9nafv
— Alfons López Tena #FBPE (@alfonslopeztena) February 27, 2019
Newt Gingrich on The Ingraham Angle:
“I think [Kim Jong Un] actually likes Trump.”
I’ve personally apologized to @MichaelCohen212 4 referencing his private family in the public square. Regardless of disagreements, family members should be off-limits from attacks from representatives, senators & presidents, including myself. Let’s leave the Cohen family alone.
— Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) February 28, 2019
Not so cocky in the marketplace of ideas now.
re: #38 jaunte
Newt Gingrich on The Ingraham Angle:
Friends don’t really need a full accounting, right? https://t.co/CnV59dFw82
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) February 28, 2019
re: #39 Dread Pirate Whitebeard
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Not so cocky in the marketplace of ideas now.
Somebody is askeered.
holy shit pic.twitter.com/9SWsah617d
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) February 27, 2019
re: #39 Dread Pirate Whitebeard
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Not so cocky in the marketplace of ideas now.
The Florida Bar is “law license testing” him right after his comment: dailykos.com.
re: #45 Joe Bacon 🌹
No. No. No.
This is going too far!
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Well I’d love to agree but would of course have to dive in to find the truth of the matter…
re: #45 Joe Bacon 🌹
Looks like one of those National Geographic photos of exotic rainforest fungi.
I see the hot link, Mac & Cheese and Bacon crumbles and I wonder what else is in the bun!
re: #45 Joe Bacon 🌹
No. No. No.
This is going too far!
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I’m not a huge fan of mac & cheese on stuff, but that doesn’t look that bad.
re: #45 Joe Bacon 🌹
No. No. No.
This is going too far!
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More for me then.
(eats entire mac-and-cheese sausage dog)
(eats even more mac-and-cheese sausage dogs)
(continues eating mac-and-cheese sausage dogs until Earth is destroyed)
(I’m really weirdly starving tonight.)
Oh, “Gladys Knight” is only trending because
A) she was #TheBee and
B) she was somehow voted off.
I was having a heart attack because I know how few peeps hang around past her age again in this new era of young-looking, but sickly, bodies!— (((Chrysi Cat))) (@chrysicat) February 28, 2019
I remember when I was riding on Amtrak in the dining car and a kid asked for a hot dog and Mac & Cheese.
The kid put Kraft Mac & Cheese on the hot dog. And then he ate two more the same way!
re: #45 Joe Bacon 🌹
No. No. No.
This is going too far!
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If they put them side by side on a plate, you’d eat them.
re: #54 Chrysicat
She made the three person finale. She finished third behind Donny Osmond and T-Pain, and now I must question the value of American culture.
re: #56 A hollow voice says, Collusion!
If they put them side by side on a plate, you’d eat them.
Can’t anymore thanks to Type 2.
re: #54 Chrysicat
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It was the season finale of “The Masked Singer.” My wife and kid are into it. They were down to the final three, who ended up being her in third, Donnie Osmand in second, and T-Pain ended up winning. I’m not sure what he won, he was just the last to be unmasked.
re: #57 KGxvi
She made the three person finale. She finished third behind Donny Osmond and T-Pain, and now I must question the value of American culture.
I think part of the popularity is not being able to be guessed. And, by the end, everyone was guessing it was her.
re: #54 Chrysicat
I watched that weird assed show tonight. The judges or detectives or whatever were mostly unlikable (Robin Thick, Jenny Anti-vaxxer, and the party cat folks chick, all unlikable) and Nick Cannon in a turbin. It was epically weird.)
re: #40 Dread Pirate Whitebeard
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Called it. Trump will get a nothingberder out of this summit.
Winning? Not winning.